by Canadian_Snoopy

Quick shower; spent afternoon on hands and knees (*sob* I _want_ to be on my hands and knees with Master!) getting icky peanut butter from between the tiles. Am considering carpeting the whole thing... will have to sacrifice any future kitchen shennanigans as carpet burns are not fun. Had to sit for few minutes when stinky peanut fumes made head dizzy.

Happy to report that Boobie spent day out; everything would be perfect if only Fruity would stop delivering stinky Organic produce every _five_ minutes. Hmm; must convince Master that Organic produce is over rated, despite Fruity's manly tastiness and ripply muscles. Master will only object if he knows am trying to seperate him and Fruity... must sit with Chuppas and plot, like Master does so very well.

After kitchen, spent 1 hour in garage sniffing Master's driving gloves. Leathery soft and Master scented; made me happier than rare kiwi-banana-mango Chuppa (which was also disturbingly green... hmm; will have to examine lastest shipment for fungus) Would add to Shrine but would make Master sad to break in another pair; sad Master makes _me_ sad and drives my Chuppa usage up wall. Potential diabetes becoming a real concern.

Got Boobies' bedsheets and created satisfactory copy in basement; am very proud with use of spring for neck. Head bobs convincingly; tempted to steal one of Boobies' dresses and dress up dirty sheets dummy. Will fool Master and keep Boobster away from castle... success!

Further plans to sneak peeks of Master in shower (drat) were interrupted by irritating dizzy spell. When came to, found myself covered in chocolate syrup but no Master. Second time has happened today; am beginning to worry but was too interested in avoiding embarrasing explaination to Master and running to my shower.

Wrote letter to Madre (very productive day today!); spoke of lickability of Master's head and informed her that pesky moustache could be taken care of quickly if she was in meteor shower. Will have to arrange it for dear Mama. Also requested old telephoto lens from bedroom back home; have many plans that involve late night visits to tree outside Master's room that hinge on lens.

**Later**

Bizarre conversation with Squeaky Girl; asked questions about Master's availability and discarded Ty Nant bottles. Had to hide bottles from her sticky fingers by pointing out discarded tissue of Master (was really Boobies'; laughed evilly at Squeaky on way to room with precious loot)

Broody (Squeaky's brother) sent evil looks my way and am convinced stole several precious Chuppas. Will have to revenge myself with use of glue and embarrasing glitter. When went to find, Broody was nowhere to be found. No matter; know all good hiding places (and best vantage points for Master observation) and will attack when Broody reappears.

Master calls. More later.