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| Chupa
Chups: 25 (better but still v. bad) Chuppas Suspected Stolen: 12 (v.v.v. bad *frown*; plan on revenging myself on Broody in all sorts of creative ways v. soon) Attempted licks: 3 (v.good; YAY!) Ty Nant Bottles: 6 (found Squeaky's secret stash; stole and appropriated for self; am _very_ happy!) Boobster Sightings: 3 (*sigh* vacation was too good to last) |
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| Still rattled from Squeaky's
stalking of me (never been subject to stalker before;
will have to ask Preternatural Girl how she manages) Am
certain she followed me to visit to Shrine and stole
favorite picture of Master as baby (so _cute_ when was
redhead; now is lusciously bald but still _cute_!) When went to bitch-slap, overheard Squeaky insulting Boobie, who has re-invaded during the night (curses!); made me giggle and think that Squeaky is not nearly so bad. Delayed bitch-slap for other time. Am certain Broody stole Chuppas from my beautiful green vase; hope he chokes on the sweet taste. However, am beginning to grow concerned with inability to taste natural flavours in other foods; taste buds now limited to artificial sweetners. Expect large dentist bill in future (good thing Master has good benefits package) Received urgent email from Mama saying that cousin Maria has become Mario; was not surprised since she only girl who beat up all boys in neighbourhood. Will have to keep away from castle as Mario will no doubt see Master's lusciousness and take away from Enrique. And she (now he) too big and scary to handle on own; don't want to ask Fruity to save Master _again_. _Enrique_ will save Master's beautiful self next time and press his lips on Master's head... *sigh* Came v.v.v. close to Master lickage while Master was searching for beautiful watch; Master v. beautiful on hands and knees *sigh*. Had to open the door for stupid Fruity, who is _always_ around (double curses). Fruity will perhaps now be Flowery, as was delivering tulips to Master. Never considered Master as a tulip fan. **Later** Found that tulips were for Boobie! Join Fruity in disdain for Boob; attacked Dirty!Boobie in basement and got out anger that way. V.v. tempted to beat Boobster over the head with stupid flowers but remembered that Master _likes_ her (for some reason... thought Master was genious); will not do to get fired before head-licking is accomplished. Am becoming concerned with Squeaky's behaviour; nearly fell down stairs when tried to beat Squeaky to the door after Master's day in Poop Factory. Will have to have conversation concerning Master and _who_ he belongs to. Huh. Loud noises coming from Boobster's room. Am afraid to go see but... wait! Selective hearing tells me that someone (who isn't me!!) is _embracing_ Master!! NO! More later when
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