A horrible thing just happened. I
have been kidnapped! Whitless, Master, and Fruity went
their respective ways. Sneaky went to "freshin
up" in the bathroom. While he was gone there was a
knock at the door. I opened it to reveal two men I
remember from my mob days. I screamed. It was the two
most musical hitmen ever. Their names? Jigger and Mr.
Snow. They grabbed me and dragged me down the back way.
They threw me into the back of a white van and tied me to
a chair. They slammed the door shut and then started
driving somewhere. Now I am in a warehouse. I begged them
to untie me so I could write in my pretty little diary.
OK, I have to go now diary, Jigger is yelling at me. Mr.
Snow is singing some wierd song. It is torture. Please
send help diary...oh wait I forgot, you're just a damn
diary. I hope Master brings Fruity to come and save me!
If I don't make it out alive tell Master that I love him.
Bye bye. |