Diary, today when I went to check on
Esteban in his quarters, I found them empty. So of course
I took the chance to snoop around. After all, I have to
make sure Master Lex is safe from any evil plans Esteban
may be concocting. Note to self: Secure all of Master's
naughty trinkets and special "dress-up" clothes
so that Esteban does not steal them as he stole my vinyl
pants.
I looked around his quarters, my senses on high alert, my
nose and other sensitive bodily areas twitching with a
heightened state of awareness. There seemed to be nothing
incriminating in his luggages, mostly trashy clothes that
make him look even sluttier than the BreastMonster
Victoria.
Then, as I stepped into his bathroom, I saw a sight that
filled me with dread.
There, in the sink, was Esteban's shaved-off goatee!
I heard footsteps behind me and whipped around to see
Esteban, except now he looked just like me! He looked
just like Enrique!
He chuckled softly and rubbed his newly smooth chin and
upper lip. "I thought it would be nice to look more
alike, brother. Though, I guess we will have to be
careful so people do not mistake me for you." His
chuckle became a dark and frightening laugh. "We
wouldn't want that, now would we?"
But, Diary! It sounded exactly like what he wanted! I
made some excuse about having to see if Fruity and Master
were done with breakfast so I could change the bedsheets.
Then I ran as fast as I could, back to my quarters,
hoping to comfort myself with a Chupa Chup...
But they were all gone! |