Diary,
my hand is shaking so badly as I write this, shaking almost as badly
as the first time I had to remove my pants in my early days as a table
dancer. I went to see my Sneaky this afternoon, only to find him lying
in a dazed state upon his bed, a happy grin upon his face. "Back
for more?" he asked dreamily.
This was confusing. What did he mean by 'back for more'? "I
haven't seen you in days," I said. "That's what I came to
talk to you about."
At hearing this, he sat up in shock. "No, Enrique, you just left
a few moments ago. Remember? We played 'find the chocolate Chupa Chup'--your
favourite game!"
"I swear to you," I said. "I was not here!"
"But then who was it? Someone who looked exactly like you?"
He started to laugh, as if it was a joke, but I gave a little cry of
horror.
Yes, indeed, it was someone who looked exactly like me! Except, of
course, for the far less toned buttocks. Esteban! I knew he had shaved
his goatee for a reason. Is he trying to take everything from me?? My
job, my Master, and now my Sneaky?!
"I thought it was you," Sneaky said. "Enrique, I would
never knowingly cheat on you."
I left then, unable to listen to any more. My heart was torn in two,
like my mirrored G-string before it was ripped from my body in a fervour
of dancing passion so many years ago.
I must do something. Perhaps I can enlist Fruity's help, since I know
Esteban has designs on Master and this will make Fruity V.V. jealous.
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