by kstanley

Chupa Chups: 0. I don't need them anymore.
     
Oh joy of joys! The master let me in on a very important secret this morning (or rather I discovered it while I was stalking, I mean waiting around for him to finish the breakfast in bed I brought him.

Apparently Master isn't really bald! He shaves his head every morning. Much like my favorite actor - Billy Zane.

However Master has a hard time properly shaving himself in the back and asked me to help him.

I almost wet myself. This means that each and every morning will give me an opportunity to lick Master's head (must remember to lick after shave Master's head not before).

I can die now.

     


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