Oh
joy of joys! The master let me in on a very important
secret this morning (or rather I discovered it while I
was stalking, I mean waiting around for him to finish the
breakfast in bed I brought him. Apparently Master isn't really bald!
He shaves his head every morning. Much like my favorite
actor - Billy Zane.
However Master has
a hard time properly shaving himself in the back and
asked me to help him.
I almost wet
myself. This means that each and every morning will give
me an opportunity to lick Master's head (must remember to
lick after shave Master's head not before).
I can die now.
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