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| Chupa Chups: 2. Regurgitated not soon after eating, but that's getting ahead of it all. | ||
| That...thing
is still here. Thing and its breasts. The horror. Thing
has nasty habit of walking around with no top on, hands
on dinners. V.v. bad. Got hit by one of them when passing
her in hall. My right side still hurts. Worse, am so
nauseated I can't eat. Perhaps it'll help me lose weight
from all those Chupa Chups. Attempted head licks: Absolute zero. Thing keeps getting in way. Also keeps babbling about things like "arglefuffle." Master Lex says she's from England, but suspect Thing is alien. Must look into her Visa; might be able to get her deported. If she licks his head first, I shall have to kill self. Tonight, Thing
tried to seduce Master Lex. Fortunately, he was more
interested in computer. Thought about trying to lick head
before slumber, but was too nauseated. Damn thing and her
dinners. |
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