Got
to clean master lex's study today...and got to see what
movie he was looking at on the screen was v. v. v.
boring...and i was excited that it might of been naughty
movies master was taking of me...v. sad now. good thing
though i got 1/2 a head lick in! that's v. good! i
decided that since i wouldn't get much of a chance to
lick masters head i should just lick the next best thing
to it so i grabbed the razor boobies had used on his head
earlier (v. bad boobies, v. bad) and i licked it! it was
v. good but v. bad at the same time...lots of
blood...told master i bit tounge...master is concered
about me! that's v. good. After master left I saw Boobies
doing weird things and taking all the pins from the house
and throwing them away...v. bad Boobies...note to self:
must buy more and place them all over her bed...v. good
idea...note to self: give self chupa for v. good idea. Oh
yes today I came up with another brilliant idea! I
started putting masters toe nail clippings in a folgers
coffee can! v. good idea to me! such pretty well groomed
manicured toenails...well diary the ground shakes because
v. bad boobies is asking me for my teletubbies dvd...bad
boobies wont get manservants teletubbies dvd...boobies
borrowed my sasame street dvd and broke it! i was v.
angry...boobies was confused whenever they said the
letter of the day was "E" she said she didn't
like it and she wanted to be the letter of the day to be
"2" because she said that's how many thoughts
her father said go through her head a day...v. good
father...she broke sesame street dvd after they didn't
change letter of the day...she said she couldn't remember
the "number E" because she'd never slept with
man who's name started with "E"...manservant
was v. v. surprised! then realization came to mind and
man servant hid in room v. scared now...but i'm going to
sleep now...i shaved my ken dolls head and it feels v.
good...will write more tomorrow after i get pins from
store!
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