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| Chupa Chups: 117
(v. v. v. v. bad...dealing with hearing Master utter
Fruity's name in sleep) Number of nails in coffee can: 16 (v. good) Number of times Glitter was watched: 27 (v. v. v. v. v. v. good...must learn how to be seductresseses diva like mariah) Number of times watched Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 1 on DVD: 43 Must learn to kick fruity's ass like buffy! (learning v. v. well) |
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| Journal
today has been complicated day. Had nightmares last night
of giant fruits growing out of masters head! And then had
horrible dream of Master dancing around in underwear with
Fruity singing one of Manservant's favorite selections
"Take On Me" by the fabulous group
"A-Ha"...but this is beside the point! Where
was Manservant in this delightful fantasy of firm body's
and bouncing scrotums!?! Manservant should of been there
enjoying the fun and adventures! Well I have told chef no more
fruit's in this house!...besides Manservant of course.
But no more deliveries...no more fruity...and no more
horrible women coming over! V. Bad...horrible
women...maybe should send Horrible Britney Spears
impersonator to Fruity...if only Manservant was so
soulless to do that to other human being...v. bad
manservant for having bad thoughts...but yes manservant
most go clean before master gets home...i have been to
depressed to clean much of anything aside from the living
room as manservant worked out to Richard
Simons...Manservant feels booty burning now...well diary
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