by Anathema

Annoying dark haired girl came by. Apparently she suffers from some mental dysfunction as she is incapable of expressing any emotion whatsoever. I came to this conclusion as she explained yet again her parents untimely(?) demise.

According to Master she mentions this at every opprotunity. Local townsfolk must laugh at her behind her back. Master is trying to arrange assignation between her and Fruity. He must not like Fruity after all. Perhaps he just enjoys torturing him. I will have to investigate.

Blond pretty boy is dating the MeteorGirl. He must not be as bright as I hoped. Either that or meteor girl is v. easy. She would have to be v. v. easy, I think.

Master informs me blond pretty boy hates Fruity. I *must* get to know him.

No local *Chupa Chup Addicts Anonymous*. What kind of god foresaken hell are we in? Must calm down...

Breastmonster wandered by naked, holding her plates. Again. Must she do that right before I eat?