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by kstanley |
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| When I first came to Smallville, I
was taking a walk in the lovely gardens around Master's
castle and I found all these unusual green stones. They
weren't crisp and clear like emeralds, but there was
something about them none the less. I absent-mindedly
shoved a few of these stones in my pocket before
continuing my walk. I must have been more distracted than
I realized because when I got back to my room, I realized
that I had stuffed dozens of these green rocks in my
pockets. Later on, in a fit of artistic inspiration, I put all the little rocks in the bottom of some little vases I picked up at Pier One Imports. I then stuck several of my Chupa-Chups into the vases. The lovely green rocks make my Chupa-Chups stand up like little flowers. The effect is very pleasing. I placed several of these little Chupa-Chup 'plants' around my room and at various points in the castle. This way I can get my Chupa-Chup fix anytime I need to. You know it's odd diary, but I could swear that Chupas stored in these vases for a day or so actually taste better than ones that have not been. I need all the Chupa pleasure I can get, especially after my behavior last night. I woke up in a cold sweat wondering what would happen to me now. I suppose I will have to forget my plan of involving Fruity's parents. I probably won't have a job any more. I went down to the kitchen to get Master's breakfast and serve it to him in his room (Master likes to have his breakfast before I shave him). When I arrived Master was already awake and standing by the window looking out. I took a moment to admire the strong, lithe line of his body and the sun glinting off his slightly stubbly head. I love to see him in the monogrammed lavender pajamas, even though I know Master sleeps in the raw. I have tried to tell Master that I don't mind seeing him nude, but Master always manages to get something on before I can get in his room - well at least since that incident in Prague last year. Sometimes I pretend that Master is dressing up for me by putting on his pajamas before I arrive. Master turned to me as I walked in and said. "Well Enrique, are you feeling better this morning?" "Yes Master." I said fearfully. "I don't know what came over me Sir. I don't really remember what happened." "Well I don't exactly know myself." said Master. "You walked in while my buddy Clark was trying to reset the cable modem under my desk and then you screamed, threw your tray in the air and fainted." Master then peered at me closely. "Enrique, I am getting concerned about you. Maybe you should take a vacation." "No, no Master Lex!" I pleaded/whispered. "I don't need a vacation! Perhaps I just need to get out more. You know, out and about Smallville. I haven't really taken the time to get to know our new home." "Alright Enrique." Master Lex growled. "But you must start taking better care of yourself. I can't have my employees working themselves to the point of illness. It's bad publicity." Then Master smiled
his beautiful smile and told me to set his breakfast down
and go run the hot water for shaving. I am in heaven
again. My Master is so good and understanding! |
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