by queenofalostart

So, the shock. I can't even write the words. Oh, I must try - my valient efforts to win over Master Lex must really be recorded in all their posterity for when I become rich, sex god. It will make fabulous self-help book.

Anyway, I went to bring Master Lex his evening drink in his study. I entered the room through the side entrance, jauntily carrying the crystal-laden tray. Master Lex was surprised to see me, which made me feel all warm in side, because he drawled out my name with such feeling. He cried out, "En-REE-kay! What are you doing here!" What a little silly Master he is. I replied that I was always there at that time, and proceded to set up his evening drink on the side table of his desk. Master was holding himself very stiffly all during my preparations, so much so that I had to ask if he had injured himself and required medical assistance.

And that's when it happened. That's when I heard the manliest giggle I've heard since working at that lovely little bar in New Orleans. Ah, Carl, I remember him well. He could tie cherry stems into a knot with his tongue, it was really quite delightful...

Ah! I am getting off the subject. Back to the tortuous pain of the giggling.

So, yes, manly giggles emanated from beneath the desk, and Master Lex promptly jumped as if he kicked his leg out viciously. THe giggling ceased, and Master thanked me for the drink, and dismissed me. Every fiber in my being wanted to question the noises that I had heard, but I must serve my Master, so I took to the door. On the way there, I saw it - a flannel shirt, carelessly slung over one of the low couches near the fireplace. Which could only mean one thing - Fruity was crouching underneath Master Lex's desk! He could only have been doing one thing!

I remember nothing else. Oh, it was horrible. I expect there was shrieking and passing out, but I really remember nothing else but Fruity's strong, lovely, really quite nice arms wrapped around my trembling body.

Well, now that I got that out, I feel much better. I'm going to return to a hopefully dreamless sleep. Perhaps I will have a Chupa Chup before I retire. After all, I do deserve it after all of that nonsense.