by Tresca

Chupa Chups: 29. v.g. as is maintaining my new hobby
Lex Licks: 0
Attempted Licks: 0 am chastising myself for v.b. day yesterday
 
Strange things keep happening to me diary. In some ways it is good because Master Lex is quite worried about me and asks about my health quite often. But I keep waking up to find myself doing very strange (although kind of sexy) things. You have even become a victim diary. As my entry yesterday shows, it seems that I suddenly was consumed by my ultimate desire to become Master Lex's Latino Houseboy of Love. I have been trying to teach myself Spanish for weeks on end, but yesterday it seems like I spoke it fluently. I even kept calling Master Lex my Tamalito Caliente which apparently means my little Hot Tamale. Or so the Master told me this morning when he woke me up from the kitchen floor where I was again covered in chocolate sauce.

Master Lex has suggested that I find a hobby to occupy my time to perhaps help me recover from these little spells. I was in my room, sucking on a Chupa Chup, trying to think of a good way to spend my time. My eyes fell upon my pile of Chupa Chup sticks. I knew I had been saving them for a reason! They are so wonderful because they are made of plastic and don't fall apart like other lollipops. I have started using the sticks to make a model for Master Lex. I at first thought to make him a replica of the castle, but he hates this place enough already. Instead I am making him his own mini Fruity Barn. Partly in penance for my naughty deeds and partly in hope that if he has a barn of his very own he will stop visiting Fruity's barn! I am even using the green-colored sticks to make the grass around the barn. Well, I will go add some more to my model. Will write more later.} us.

 


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