Strange things keep happening to me
diary. In some ways it is good because Master Lex is
quite worried about me and asks about my health quite
often. But I keep waking up to find myself doing very
strange (although kind of sexy) things. You have even
become a victim diary. As my entry yesterday shows, it
seems that I suddenly was consumed by my ultimate desire
to become Master Lex's Latino Houseboy of Love. I have
been trying to teach myself Spanish for weeks on end, but
yesterday it seems like I spoke it fluently. I even kept
calling Master Lex my Tamalito Caliente which apparently
means my little Hot Tamale. Or so the Master told me this
morning when he woke me up from the kitchen floor where I
was again covered in chocolate sauce. Master Lex has suggested
that I find a hobby to occupy my time to perhaps help me
recover from these little spells. I was in my room,
sucking on a Chupa Chup, trying to think of a good way to
spend my time. My eyes fell upon my pile of Chupa Chup
sticks. I knew I had been saving them for a reason! They
are so wonderful because they are made of plastic and
don't fall apart like other lollipops. I have started
using the sticks to make a model for Master Lex. I at
first thought to make him a replica of the castle, but he
hates this place enough already. Instead I am making him
his own mini Fruity Barn. Partly in penance for my
naughty deeds and partly in hope that if he has a barn of
his very own he will stop visiting Fruity's barn! I am
even using the green-colored sticks to make the grass
around the barn. Well, I will go add some more to my
model. Will write more later.} us.
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