by alex rocks

Chupa Chups:41 (I know, shut up)
Head Licks: 0
Worrisome Skanks with Whom I Have to Complete for Master's Attention: 6 (and growing)
 
Oh diary, how will Master ever learn true burning intensity of Enrique love when he has so many others vying for his affections?

Bad enough to have to deal with Fruity on almost-daily basis, but then came Icky, then Squeaky, and Squeaky even recruited a couple of the other servants to drool over Master (not that they can help it, of course)!

Now have to deal with Mangy Doctor.

Mangy was here with Fruity the other night. Fruity actually brought wanted fugitive to the Manor (listened outside of Master's Crimson Love Quarters-have only allowed in CLQ twice; Master usually saves for special occasions)! Fugitive must have been hurt and needed Mangy's services. Why did Fruity have to bring him here? Master cannot be expected to harbor felons (anymore)!

Heard Mangy ask Master about his "usual payment." Didn't have time to get to Master's office to see what was in brown paper bag. Maybe it was more tasteless jewelry. Mangy seems to be fond of it. Hopefully it was not Enrique's beloved Chupas! I think I saw Mangy steal one from one of my arrangements. Mangy looks like he eats a lot of Chupas.

(sigh) Have not seen Sneaky since licking incident. Sneaky Fruity plan not going well.

Oh well. Need to go out tomorrow for more Chupas (my addiction is reaching critical levels). Maybe I will run into Sneaky then.

 


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