Although my
affections for Sneaky and his chocolaty goodness are
growing to swelling proportions day by day, I must
confess to lingering lusts for Master. How could I not
still feel for him? How could I still not want to lick
his head? I am still mostly sane, after all, and these
are the desires of a sane man. No one can deny the
lickability of Master's smooth cranium.And yet, I feel like I am
cheating on Sneaky with my V. V. lustful thoughts. Should
I confess to him? Should I tell him about my feelings for
Master?
The reason I bring
this up, Diary, is that when Fruity arrived with his
sixth delivery of produce for the day, I felt the hot
tinge of flaming envy! It flames like the hot pink satin
of my favorite disco pants! They left together this
evening (Fruity and Master, not Fruity and Enrique's
disco pants) and... Diary, I do not know how to say it.
But.
Master was wearing
the fabric that dare not speak its name. Yes, that is
right, he was wearing flannel.
The sight of it
made me weep horribly! He uttered something about going
with Fruity to play Lumberjack in the woods. Well, it was
something about "jack" and "wood",
but I was weeping too loud to hear it correctly. I assume
this was what he said.
I can only hope
Sneaky brings me something good for Valetines Day
tomorrow to take my mind off these matters.
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