by Cyb

The note attached informed me that Sneaky was inside! He had ensconced himself in a giant ball of sweet cocoa confection, and made himself into an enormous sucker for my Valentines Day gift!

Of course, I obliged by licking it, but it took all day. Luckily he had made air holes for himself. But oh Madre! I was so very sick from ingesting all that sweetness! I was too sick to even return the nice kiss Sneaky had waiting for me, as I rolled about the floor, on the verge of a sugar coma.

Sneaky acted quickly and called for an ambulance. I was rushed to the hospital just in time, where my stomach was pumped. Of all my organs, this is my least favorite to be pumped.

Even rid of the chocolate, I was still delusional and in a state of hallucination. Master came to visit me--he is so kind and gentle and sexy--or at least I thought it was Master. He sat at my side and stroke my little hand so nicely and murmured nice things, most of which I do not understand now. He leaned down to rest his cheek on my pillow and I chanced to lick his smooth head.

Thereby I fell into a deep, deep sleep filled with restless dreams. Had I really licked Master? When I woke, it was Petey at my side and he informed me that Master was still in the woods with Fruity.

It was then that I saw the doctor standing there. The bald doctor! And I realized I had licked a strange man! Which is not normally so bad, but I usually like to know who I am licking.

Oh Diary! First I cheat on Sneaky with my lustful thoughts of Master and now I lick this Dr. Smooth! I am not a bad boyfriend, am I?

More later.