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| Chupa Chups: 0 V.V.
Bad! Lex Licks: 0 Estaban sighting: 1 VVVVVVV BAD! |
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| Today I gathered up all my courage
and went back to the store where I accidentally stole the
Chupa Chups. I explained the situation, and brought back
the empty bags so that the cashier could scan in the bar
codes. I apologized profusely, on the verge of tears, and
paid the sweet cashier. Then I went back to the candy aisle to buy some more, for I was all out, but the display was completely empty! No Chupa Chups at all! I searched frantically through lesser suckers but found none. And then I heard a telltale moist sucking sound behind me. At first I thought it was the vacuum of the BreastMonster's cranium making such a noise, and I turned almost screaming! But no! It was none other than my Evil Twin, Esteban, sucking lustily on a Chupa Chup of his own. Then I did scream for real, but his hand clamped down on my mouth. "Sh, brother," he said. "We must talk." He was wearing green cycling leathers and no shirt as he dragged me out of the store. "Esteban," I managed to say around his hand. "How... how did you find me? After all these years of hiding?" "I have my sources. I never stopped looking for you, brother, searching every dark alley, hunting high and low, asking around in every dance club I went to. Plus, I found your new website. Don't you just love that Google?" "Don't kill me," I pled with him. "Please, Esteban, I have a good life now, with a wonderful Master and boyfriend, and many pretty boys to oil." "Do not worry," Esteban said. "I'm not here to kill you. I want us to be friends, Enrique. I have only come to share in your happiness!" I had to get away from him. I knew he was planning something evil! I pointed over his shoulder. "Look! Quick! Is that Paul Mitchell goatee wax on sale for 50% off?" As he whipped around to look, I hopped into my Vespa and made my escape! Oh Diary... What am I to do? |
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