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by Rina J |
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| Chupa Chups: 15 v.v. bad! I needed more but Esteban has stolen them again and that was all I could find. | ||
| Oh,
diary, something v. v. awful has happened. Last night, while enjoying
the wonderful sounds of Esteban's "orange juice" taking
effect, I realized that the phone was ringing. When I went downstairs
to answer it, I saw a big burly man in a suit answering the phone. I followed him to Master's library where Fruity and the perky girl (not the preternaturally pretty one, gracias a Dios) were videotaping Master (note to self: take the tape from the camera hidden in Master's bath, then edit out Fruity's face and replace with mine). Then the burly man announced the call to Master! That is Enrique's job!! What is worse is that Master accepted Burly's notice as if it were OK for Burly to be doing this! It is not OK, diary! It is wrong, wronger than the thought of Master wearing polyester and shopping at Sears! Diary, I fear that my feud with Esteban has caused me to overlook the arrival of this new intruder in the house. I cannot let Burly take my place! I must fight for my Master, and I will postpone my warring with Esteban. I must focus all my energy on getting rid of this new threat, and I will even ask for Esteban's help if necessary. There are some things that are more important than my disagreements with my fat-assed, clothes-stealing, Sneaky-licking puta of a brother. Together we will be able to come up with a good plan to be rid of Burly. Besides, I will have plenty of time to deal with him once Burly is gone. Why can't things be like they were before, diary, with just me and Master and Master's tantalizingly smooth head? Why must I put up with so many intruders into the mansion? And where has Esteban hidden those Chupa Chups?! |
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