Enrique the Manservant :: Diary Entry 69


		by Brooding_Soul
Chupa Chups: None. I am on a mission. Head licks: None. Again, on a mission. I can have no distractions.

How dare! That little puta! Say that I have a flat ass! Esteban's selfishness stems from the womb when he stole half oh my ass...maybe he wouldn't have so much to bitch about if he'd left my ass to myself. Revenge is a dish best served cold like my twin brother's heart. And like the dead, limp fish I hid under his mattress. I decided to give a real peace offering to Esteban. I made up a tray of fresh fruits and vegetables and took it up to Esteban's room. I knocked on the door and he answered the door. As soon as the door open, I was almost knocked on my ass by the smell of fish. Esteban was wearing a mask and had a bucket of cleaning fluids in his hand. "What do you want," he hissed. I put on my angelic face. "Esteban, I wanted to apologize for the way I've acted. I think the reason I lash out at you and your curvaceous body is because I am just jealous. I do have a rather flat ass. You could grow corn on it. And you always got all the attention as a child, so when you came here, I thought you were gonna outshine me. I apologize." Esteban just stared at me. "No, really. I do. And here, I brought you up a snack to eat after you finish cleaning. I just squeezed the orange juice, too, so it's very fresh, You should drink it right away." Esteban's face softened. "Enrique, dear brother, I understand. I'm glad you finally realized the source of your anger. I accept your apology, and your snack." I set down the tray, and we hugged gingerly, as he reeked of fish. "Thank you, brother," I said. He picked up the tray and closed the door. As soon as the door was closed, I grinned evilly. That's when I realized that I'd left the bottle of Hollywood 10-48, lose ten pounds in two days, on the counter. It's so very fortunate that it's the same colour as orange juice. And I can blame the taste on bad oranges. I skipped merrily down to the kitchen to throw the bottle away. He complains so much about his fat ass? Let's hear him complain when he gets off the toilet in two days. Muah ha ha ha!