by Wubba

Chupa Chups: 0 (v.v bad)
Sneaky Licks: 0 (mucho worse)
Head Licks: 0 (PUTA of a brother!)
Oh diary, I do not even know where to begin. What a v. v bad day. I think I am retaining water from all the stress.

Diary, I went downstairs today and heard that biatch of a brother of mine at the door. He was talking to some little chit - who looked v.v familiar (and not in the I've had sex with them way either.) Then I remembered where I had seen her. Diary, may God rest my soul, but I cursed my brother, and his silly little henchess, and forced him to clean the toilets with his tongue after I banished the trench coat wearer from the Casa Luthor. Bad Fashion sense! I'm sure we won't see Esteban scheming with her again.

Oh Diary. The rest of the day? Such a disaster. I was so upset after the cable modem incident, I went looking for a Chupa Chup to soothe myself and my fevered tongue. Lo and behold, I found Fruity fondling my TyNant shrine and sucking on my last vanilla Chupa Chup.

I must go lie down. *sob* I will write more later.
 


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