Oh
diary, I do not even know where to begin. What a v. v bad day. I think
I am retaining water from all the stress.
Diary, I went downstairs today and heard that biatch of a brother of
mine at the door. He was talking to some little chit - who looked v.v
familiar (and not in the I've had sex with them way either.) Then I
remembered where I had seen her. Diary, may God rest my soul, but I
cursed my brother, and his silly little henchess, and forced him to
clean the toilets with his tongue after I banished the trench coat
wearer from the Casa Luthor. Bad Fashion sense! I'm sure we won't see
Esteban scheming with her again.
Oh Diary. The rest of the day? Such a disaster. I was so upset after
the cable modem incident, I went looking for a Chupa Chup to soothe
myself and my fevered tongue. Lo and behold, I found Fruity fondling
my TyNant shrine and sucking on my last vanilla Chupa Chup.
I must go lie down. *sob* I will write more later. |