Managed
to get Fruity away from Ty Nant shrine by promising to let him borrow
my gold lame shirt. Am worried his gigantor frame will stretch my
pretty, pretty shirt; am ready to demand restitution in any shape or
form. Perhaps will get to see what it is about Fruity that has Master
obsessing about shiny, red apples.
Saw Master as he came out of office and was much confused by the
glazed look on his face. Was forced to hide behind large potted plant;
everything became clear when saw Fruity putting gold lame shirt to
good use. Damn Fruity and his stretchy shoulders!!
Was happy to find that am not retaining water after long trip to
bathroom. Did find out that am nearing diabetic coma from lack of
Chupas. When went to correct problem, Esty slapped me and run away
with precious candy. Damn my brother's oily hide! Will have to make
trip to local Mom and Pop (which has only Mom, since Pop ran away with
the circus) and place order for another case.
Sneaky came with Chupa; v.v. good since shows his trainability.
Allowed me to lick his head in return for some poetry. Sneaky is so
romantic! |