by canadian_snoopy

Chupa Chups: 1 (v.v. bad... and in danger of becoming worse!)
Sneaky Licks:
3 (YAY! almost makes up for negative Chupas)
Head Licks:
0 (too busy enjoying Sneaky's dome)
Managed to get Fruity away from Ty Nant shrine by promising to let him borrow my gold lame shirt. Am worried his gigantor frame will stretch my pretty, pretty shirt; am ready to demand restitution in any shape or form. Perhaps will get to see what it is about Fruity that has Master obsessing about shiny, red apples.

Saw Master as he came out of office and was much confused by the glazed look on his face. Was forced to hide behind large potted plant; everything became clear when saw Fruity putting gold lame shirt to good use. Damn Fruity and his stretchy shoulders!!

Was happy to find that am not retaining water after long trip to bathroom. Did find out that am nearing diabetic coma from lack of Chupas. When went to correct problem, Esty slapped me and run away with precious candy. Damn my brother's oily hide! Will have to make trip to local Mom and Pop (which has only Mom, since Pop ran away with the circus) and place order for another case.

Sneaky came with Chupa; v.v. good since shows his trainability. Allowed me to lick his head in return for some poetry. Sneaky is so romantic!
 

 

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