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by Bulletproof Monk |
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Chups: 0...nothing phallic for me, thank you! Head Licks: 0 Peh! Not interested! |
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| Dear Diary, Wassup, Diary! Dude, I'm having the best day ever! Sneaky came over and he had a copy of Girls Gone Wild: Boston Smallville Con and we scoped the fine honeys in it! Dude, whoever that Omar was, he got mobbed like he was Fred Durst (Dude, love the Bizkit!). Not cool that the riot squad had to come in to save him but it was still tight! After that, Sneaky and I went down to The Beanery and macked some of the baby dolls. Dude, who is this Lana chick!? I think I'm in love! Pink sweaters are definitely the bomb and I couldn't get enough of her talking about her dead parents. I guess that surprised her because she had this look on her face when I asked her about them. Dude, I think it was an emotion! Maybe everybody ignores her, I don't know, but I do know that she was all over me like The Master on Ty Nant and I even got her number. I got the hookup! Its like when I got Metal Gear Solid 2 for my birthday, I'm that pumped! Alright, that's it for me, dude! Sneaky is coming over later and we're going to do a Tom Green marathon. Dude, I love it when he humps the dead moose, that is so hardcore! Check ya later! (Edited to add: APRIL FOOL'S! Oh, and I got this out of the diary of the Enrique from Earth-2. I guess that particular Enrique thinks that the Clex is "wack", whatever that means.) |
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