by carrieateadingo

Dear Diary,

Madre de Dios! The day for which I have prayed for so long has finally arrived! I am rid of my brother Esteban!
The most amazing thing has happened. The doorbell rang, and I Enrique, in my most fabulous sequined hot pants, answered the door. What I saw next surprised even me. Standing at the door in a black leather vest, cap, and sunglasses, looking like Enrique's most decadent Village People fantasy, was a policeman. He introduced himself as "Officer Funboy" and said he was there to take my brother Esteban to the police station on charges of being in the country illegally. Upon first glance, Esteban chose to go with the Officer without a fight. I have the strong feeling he will never be back. Master Lex is mine at last! All mine!
 

 

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