Luchtime Annoying dark haired girl came by.
Apparently she suffers from some mental dysfunction as
she is incapable of expressing any emotion whatsoever. I
came to this conclusion as she explained yet again her
parents untimely(?) demise.
According to
Master she mentions this at every opprotunity. Local
townsfolk must laugh at her behind her back. Master is
trying to arrange assignation between her and Fruity. He
must not like Fruity after all. Perhaps he just enjoys
torturing him. I will have to investigate.
Blond pretty boy
is dating the MeteorGirl. He must not be as bright as I
hoped. Either that or meteor girl is v. easy. She would
have to be v. v. easy, I think.
Master informs me
blond pretty boy hates Fruity. I *must* get to know him.
No local *Chupa
Chup Addicts Anonymous*. What kind of god foresaken hell
are we in? Must calm down...
Breastmonster
wandered by naked, holding her plates. Again. Must she do
that right before I eat?
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